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On the Wire · Megaton Studio · Issue 047
International Tech News,
but inventedabout you, for Europe's biggest hackathon.
We mine LinkedIns. We mythologise founders. We never tell the truth — we just print it. Paste a profile, get an absurd Megaton story arc, three viral-flavoured headlines, and a cinematic editorial scene of the founder mid-bit.
A Fictional Press StudioFiled from Amsterdam, Brussels, & the Hackathon FloorVolume One · Forever Issue 047
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